Skillz of a PCV

With the group of education volunteers before me getting ready to leave in November, I have been thinking a lot about what exactly have I learned in Peace Corps? My roommate has been filling out an application to teach in Korea, and we have been laughing at our skill set since living in Mozambique. I must say, I am never going to be able to have a normal interview again.
Interviewer "Well Mr. Davis, what can you bring to our Company?"
Nick "To be honest, I can poop in a hole and make xima."
For some reason, I do not see that helping me get a job. Although some of my skills as a Peace Corps Volunteer do not translate well into the working world of the United States, I must say... I am proud of my new way of life.

Skills that Kills
1) I can poop in a hole (who hasnt ever wished that?)
2) I am fluent in Portuguese
3) I can carry a trashcan size bucket of water on my head
4) I am phenomenal at ignoring people calling me Mulungu,Muzungu, or Makunha
5) I can live for 7 months off of beans, rice, and veggies
6) I can cook a delicious dish using every single part of the pumpkin plant
7) I can tolerate gross instant coffee
8) I can tolerate the largest of cultural differences in mass quantities
9) I can eat fried bugs, boiled giant snail, monkey, gazelle, and who knows what other types of food...
10) I can sleep without a mattress for months at a time
11) I can get completely clean using only a bucket of cold water and soap
12) I can wash any article of clothing with my hands
13) I can shave my face without a mirror
14) I can patiently wait for people to show up 20-30 minutes late... consistently
15) I can walk 8km from a farm with a sack of corn on my head and enjoy all the people staring at me and speaking in their local dialects as I do so.
16) I can teach chemistry, physics, biology, and art classes to high school students... in Portuguese
17) I can get an entire market crowded with people to look at me just by saying a phrase or 2 in their local language.
18) I kill, clean, and cook a chicken, duck, and goat. (Dont do this often)
19) I can travel a 3rd world country in ways that I never thought I would ever have to (packed beds of trucks with 25+ people, hitchhiking, and bicycle)
20) I can weigh 300 babies in a single day
21) I can surprise people by saying that I am not Brazilian, Chinese, or Portuguese.
22) I can read book, after book, after book without getting bored
23) I can live 8 months on only 12 cents per day...
24) I can integrate into different cultures without feeling stressed or feeling overwhelmed
25) I can say that I helped a witch doctor cut off a chicken's head that was used for a ritual...
26) I can make entire meals from food that I had grown in my own backyard
27) I can make children cry just by being a white person
28) I understand what homesickness actually is
29) I know what true corruption can look like and function
30) I know what its liked to be asked for sex multiple times per day on a fairly regular basis
31) I can kill black mambas with shovels and hoes.

I have given you a list of 31 things that I can and am able to do because of the Peace Corps. I am hoping that they can translate, somehow, into my life... but for some reason, I think a few will be "talents" that are only there for the story